The Tubaman

by John Burnett

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Please be aware that this album might remain unfinished until (but not after) the release date.


releases 10 April 2015

John Burnett - Vocals, Guitars, Bass Guitar, Trombone, Piano, Drums, Keyboards, Writing and Production

Special thanks to Simon, for use of the 'Tubaman' trademark, and special thanks to Alistair, Kyle, Eve and Simon for percussive and vocal contributions.



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My music is for the sheer pleasure of the listener, be it my good self or anyone else in this whole darn world. It's inspiration is derived from everywhere and anywhere in my life, which encompasses everything I take in with the thirteen senses. I like books, music, art, food, vintage technology and foreign cultures; all of which, I hope, are reflected in my work. ... more

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Track Name: Tubaman Overture
This is story about love and betrayal;
Pain and revenge;
Heartbreak and tragedy

NEVER have the forces of evil been brought
To such an abrupt halt
Since the first sighting of
Track Name: Woodwind Spies
"I have some information about the Tubaman..."
Track Name: Herald
This is where our story begins
Track Name: To Begin
This story begins with Simon Burnett - a mediocre tuba player
Playing the tuba provided Simon with some unrivalled gifts
Namely, a huge amount of time not really playing anything, and access to
some destructively low-frequency notes!
Although he has since acquired new skills, this was the ideal foundation for him to build upon in his never-ending search for justice.

The result, of course, is the infamous and ever-mysterious super-hero know only as "the Tubaman"
Unfortunately, Tubaman was a wanted man - not only by his own enemies, of which there are many, but by the very police force he aided!
Stuck-up snobs!

But, anyway, this huge problem is the reason why Tubaman never revealed his true identity to ANYONE!
Except, of course, his sidekick, Bass-Trombone-Boy, and his
Band of Merry Minions

He successfully kept up this deception with a very simple mind trick:
At the end of each and every performance he happened to be participating in, he would stand at the front of the stage
and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement; I am the Tubaman!"

This trick fooled nearly everyone!
It did not, however, fool the evil super-villain "The Vending Machine"!
Track Name: The Vending Machine
VENDING MACHINE: Tubaman is trouble to me
Now is time for the whole world to see
While he remains here and I clutch his snack
I'll let the whole world know where he is at

TUBAMAN: Vending Machine, I just overheard your plot!
If only I wasn't too busy to deal with it!
Just in the nick of time, Bass-Trombone-Boy!

BASS-TROMBONE-BOY: That fiend was no mean poet anyway!

TUBAMAN: No time to bask in all the glory, you show-off!
We must head, at once, to the Brass Cave!
I sense danger amongst my 'Band of Merry
Track Name: Geoffrey Gamelan
TUBAMAN: Who are you and what are you doing?

GEOFFREY GAMELAN: I am Geoffrey Gamelan; I have been trying to enter
your brass cave, but now you can let me in!

TUBAMAN: And why should I do that?

GEOFFREY GAMELAN: Because your Band Of Merry Minions will die if you

TUBAMAN: You fiend; I'll break your neck with my sub-sonic

GEOFFREY GAMELAN: But then who will reveal the location of your little
friends? I'll give you an hour to think it over!
Track Name: Reawakening
TUBAMAN: Wait a minute, I don't even have a brass cave!
I must have been drugged, that Geoffrey Gamelan brought me here!
It stinks so bad, it's slightly drivin' me mad!

What are you doin'? What is your evil plan?
Why are you hidin'? Why don't you show your face like a man?
Just fight me face-to-face, then I'll be on my way!
Track Name: Chasing Geoffrey